Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Complete COIN powerpoint: A Powerpoint Ranger production.

Follow up to THIS POST

The COIN PowerPoint to end all PowerPoint's.

Courtesy The Combined Arms Center Blog

From the post:

There are no simple solutions in Afghanistan. What this concept fails to take into account that each valley has its own unique set of problems and solutions. Government is corrupt or nonexistent. Are we going to connect the Afghans to a national government that stole the elections or a district government that was never elected? Do tell, how do we turn the local Afghan police officer into "Dudley Do Right?" Just what crop is going to replace the huge profits that opium brings in?

No doubt correct, but I think the byzantine PowerPoint actually reflects the complexities, or the complexity of dealing with the complexities of Afghanistan. That explains the obvious evidence of and indeed necessity for Mad PowerPoint skills in the crafting of the presentation. So, if planners are aware of the complexities, and aware of the complexities in dealing with the complexities, and are attempting to discuss these via complex visual aids, is this not a good thing?

A Christmas Carol: BBC 1965

From Internet Archive

A Collection of Phil Harris/Alice Faye Christmas Shows 1947 - 1953

1947-12-14 - Presents For Fitch Stockholders

1947-12-21 - Annual Christmas Show

1948-12-19 - Jack Benny as Santa(2)

1948-12-26 - The Christmas Present

1949-12-11 - A Dishwasher Or A Mink For Christmas

1949-12-18 - Getting a Christmas Tree in the Mountains

1952-12-21 - Alice Volunteers to Play Santa Claus

1953-12-25 - Hosting French Refugee Kids for Christmas

Phil Harris Alice Faye Christmas Episode, 1946


Phil Harris Alice Faye Christmas Show 1946

Old Time Radio: Campbell Playhouse, A Christmas Carol - 1939

As produced by the Orson Welles, Starring Lionel Barrymore.

Jack Benny Christmas Shopping, circa 1960

This television version features various regular bits from the radio show's annual Christmas episode. Mel Blanc as the victimized salesman, Frank Nelson as the annoyed floorwalker...Benny's cheapness..

SCTV: Yuletide Shenanigans from Mellonville, Count Floyd and Bob & Doug's Twelve Days of Christmas

Classic Comedy from John Candy, Joe Flaherty, Dave Thomas and the crew. Circa 1981-84.

Sherman's Christmas Gift, December 22, 1864

From the "This day in history" sidebar.

..Sherman's armies reached the outskirts of Savannah on December 10 but found that Hardee had entrenched 10,000 men in good positions, and his soldiers had flooded the surrounding rice fields, leaving only narrow causeways available to approach the city. Sherman was blocked from linking up with the U.S. Navy as he had planned, so he dispatched cavalry to Fort McAllister, guarding the Ogeechee River, in hopes of unblocking his route and obtaining supplies awaiting him on the Navy ships. On December 13, William B. Hazen's division of Howard's army stormed the fort in the Battle of Fort McAllister and captured it within 15 minutes. Some of the 134 Union casualties were caused by torpedoes, a name for crude land mines that were used only rarely in the war.

Now that Sherman had connected to the Navy fleet under Rear Admiral John A. Dahlgren, he was able to obtain the supplies and siege artillery he required to invest Savannah. On December 17, he sent a message to Hardee in the city:

I have already received guns that can cast heavy and destructive shot as far as the heart of your city; also, I have for some days held and controlled every avenue by which the people and garrison of Savannah can be supplied, and I am therefore justified in demanding the surrender of the city of Savannah, and its dependent forts, and shall wait a reasonable time for your answer, before opening with heavy ordnance. Should you entertain the proposition, I am prepared to grant liberal terms to the inhabitants and garrison; but should I be forced to resort to assault, or the slower and surer process of starvation, I shall then feel justified in resorting to the harshest measures, and shall make little effort to restrain my army—burning to avenge the national wrong which they attach to Savannah and other large cities which have been so prominent in dragging our country into civil war.

– William T. Sherman, Message to William J. Hardee, December 17, 1864, recorded in his Memoirs

Hardee decided not to surrender but to escape. On December 20, he led his men across the Savannah River on a pontoon bridge hastily constructed of rice flats. The next morning, Savannah mayor R. D. Arnold rode out to formally surrender, in exchange for General Geary's promise to protect the city's citizens and their property. Sherman's men, led by Geary's division of the XX Corps, occupied the city the same day.

Sherman telegraphed to President Lincoln,

 "I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the City of Savannah, with one hundred and fifty guns and plenty of ammunition, also about twenty-five thousand bales of cotton."

On December 26, the president replied in a letter:

Many, many thanks for your Christmas gift—the capture of Savannah. When you were leaving Atlanta for the Atlantic coast, I was anxious, if not fearful; but feeling that you were the better judge, and remembering that 'nothing risked, nothing gained' I did not interfere. Now, the undertaking being a success, the honour is all yours; for I believe none of us went farther than to acquiesce. And taking the work of Gen. Thomas into the count, as it should be taken, it is indeed a great success. Not only does it afford the obvious and immediate military advantage; but, in showing to the world that your army could be divided, putting the stronger part to an important new service, and yet leaving enough to vanquish the old opposing force of the whole—Hood's army—it brings those who sat in darkness, to see a great light. But what next? I suppose it will be safer if I leave Gen. Grant and yourself to decide. Please make my grateful acknowledgements to your whole army—officers and men.

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